Hello-Hello everyone! How are we all doing now that we’re approaching midweek?
Today we really aren’t covering much of anything one might consider preppy. Not really. Not unless one considers our first topic borderline preppish, only because the subject is affiliated with a certain faux-prep school television show we continually natter on about.
Okay now. Not to sound like a crankenstein (translation: stand by for complaints peaking the Crank-o-Meter in the red zone, honestly, what a whiner), but upon seeing photos of Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester in this… ah, wearing this… well, we are clearly lacking nouns by which one could refer to such a… umm, such a garment. How’s that?
Before seeing the photos most relevant to our decision that this episode be officially classified as a “Help Me Understand,” we want to share a few other images to make the point that we find the actress to be absolutely beautiful. And we thought Ms. Leighton looked stunning.
From the neck up.
And perhaps even from the side… kind of, sort of, maybe.
However, these first photos don’t actually reveal the depth and breadth lacking in said garment.
WARNING: The following photos are NSFW.
The Garment was worn to Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards; the photos prompted PTDD (Post Taumatic Dress Disorder) flashbacks, eerily reminiscent of the Blake Lively Romper Episode.
We recognize we’re not exactly the demo sought by the MTV pooh-bahs. Nor are we anything remotely resembling hip or slick or cool or stylish, but we didn’t think we had gone over to the dark side, you know, the dreaded old fuddy-duddy part of the planet.
Is it us, dolls? Our upbringing? Our age? We implore you: help us understand.
On a side note, we are ever-so-excited this morning because we finally learned what NSFW means! The Spousal Unit explained it once he collected himself after hearing TP trying to sort it out solo. A few guesses we actually thought were possibilities before crumbling and asking for assistance:
- Not Safe for Women
- No Situations for Work
- No Sly Favors Wanted
- National Sillies from Women (?)
Please don’t laugh until we’ve left the room, we already feel utterly uncool and clueless. Sigh.
In other fashion news, word today from Wal-Mart they will be carrying a new line just in time for back to school shopping. It will be created by…
PHOTO: Courtesy Wal-Mart/PRNewsFoto
teen superstar Miley Cyrus and Max Azria, perhaps best known for his BCBG line. This news comes on the heels of yesterday’s announcement by the Disney Channel that Hannah Montana returns for Season 4 this fall. In the photo above Ms. Cyrus is wearing pieces from the new collection. From the Walmart snooze release news release:
“The line will arrive in all Walmart stores and on Walmart.com in early August, and includes tops, pants, graphic tees, shoes and accessories, all priced less than $20.”
A quick couple of Sales & Savings to pass along:
Garnet Hill is offering loads of markdowns in their Childrens’ department, and eLuxury is promoting an Extra 40% Off and complimentary shipping for orders totaling more than $100, but the eLuxury promotion ends tonight at midnight.
Brooks Brothers is pushing deeper discounts at their online only clearance; J. Crew is touting the addition of more merchandise to their sale section.
Additionally, Lands’ End is offering “Save 20% to 40% Off Dresses, Pants, Skirts, & Shorts,” while competitor LL Bean is promoting “Savings up to 60%” on their site.
The calling cards are printed on thick card stock, very posh IOHO. There are so many fabulous designs it is impossible to select just one favorite! We adore the navy blue and hot pink used in Cloud Nine, so much so we will dub it today’s Pretty in Pink.
But then, we’ve always been a little crazy for Loco Patch too. (Ahem, it would appear that Silly Princess somehow got out today.)
Lilly Pulitzer Loco Patch
And there are another twenty-plus divine designs on the site, there really aren’t any we don’t like. Decisions, decisions. Sigh.
Smiles dollfaces, we are way too far behind in our duties here at the Prepatarium, we must scramarama! Don’t forget to share your wisdom on The Garment issue, we have an expiring mind dying to know!