Isn’t Wasn’t it an exciting day?
Ummm… are you saying you didn’t know? How is that possible? Honestly, priorities are so misplaced these days. Well, there’s no point in wallowing in your shame alone, none of the Palace residents knew about the big event either.
But take heart – it isn’t too late to recover your dignity. In honor of the Day we are declaring it Lobster Stimulus Day, hoping that if we shared relevant items of a retail nature we might all feel better about overlooking the occasion.
We start with the LobsterLine collection from David Wood, an outstanding men’s shop in Portland, Maine.
Lobsterline Courtesy David Wood Clothiers
There are several items in the group.
Everything is fabulous, especially the pink pants. For men. Sniff.
If seeking decor for the cottage, the Lobster Lamp at Newport Nautical is… well, it could be called… whimsical. How’s that?
(You did note our use of the word cottage?)
Another possible option for one of your contributions to Our National Economy, the personalized Lobster Platter from Preppy Princess. (we must inquire: Did you see that acronym? ONE? Our National Economy? Doesn’t it make you all warm and fuzzy inside?!)
If this doesn’t tickle your taste buds, how about the Lobster Rug at Nautical Rooster?
Those seeking personal accessories featuring the crustacean may favor the Kate Spade Lobster bag from her 2007 Cape Cod Collection, still available at some online storefronts.
The cost at the places we saw it was about one-third less than the bag’s original selling price, in light of its past-season status.
Seeking a smaller investment? A set of two Boatman Geller Lobster Pads is only $38, and that includes personalization.
Our next item features a lobster larger than we generally like, but the Men’s Lobster Pants from Bermuda Styles are still cute.
One can find Nantucket Reds sporting the lobster in either seersucker or poplin. (The Reds seen below show a whale; the photo is offered as a means of providing context only.)
LL Bean offers the pink and green Lobster Flip-flops:
One mustn’t forget our best friends when on a quest for proper duds to mark the special day.
The Custom Dog Collars, Harnesses and Leashes are all available at our little shop, and they are *very* reasonable, trust TP on this. The pink and blue colorway is also available for these items.
And we also offer cute key fobs. At only $5. And you pick the ribbon, and the backing!
There is one lobster item we discovered that can’t be purchased
We hope everyone enjoys celebrating the big day!
On a separate note, we hope everyone is able to pop over and send good wishes to Mrs. Newlywed as she undergoes a major medical procedure.
Adieu until next time.